Well, it's definately easy and surgery free, but not so cheap or pleasent to think about. Something about all that liquid fat flowing through your veins after they zap your ass makes me sick.
Submitted by Bored on 3/2/2007 at 07:47AM : 13397 Add comment
Just another reason to never do something stupid enough to get sent to prison. And if you do, don't get sent there for child molestation, your stay won't be very pleasant.
Submitted by Bored on 3/2/2007 at 07:47AM : 12445 Add comment
Throw diapers at cops to protect your baby from being taken away to a better life. Plus, they're pretty sure you might eat him one day, or at least shave him bald.
Submitted by Bored on 3/1/2007 at 09:05AM : 4432 Add comment
Only one word to describe this one: brilliant. I see this expanding to all forms of edibles, such as roast chicken, jello shots, wing sauce... the list goes on and on.
Submitted by Bored on 3/1/2007 at 09:03AM : 7286 Add comment